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More ReaderCon: The 2009 Rhysling Awards
[info]time_shark
I'm not sure why ... maybe it was because of the Goblin Fruit mob, but I think it was even more than that ... we had the biggest audience for the Rhsyling "Slan" (as ReaderCon calls it) since we first started doing this with ReaderCon in 2005. And we had the most participants in the reading ever: 19! We barely fit them all in (and I still deeply regret there wasn't time for [info]mer_moon and [info]tithenai to perform their collaboration "Apple Jack Tangles the Maidy Lac with a Red, Red Ribbon" but we'll get to that later. Maybe.)

If you want the almost complete rundown of the Slan, here are the pictures Anita took. If you want the complete rundown, you'll have to look at the pictures in tandem with this entry.

Some of you may have forgotten this promise I made to [info]sevillalost, but I didn't, and I kept it. And I figured out a way to keep it that, luckily, didn't send anyone screaming from the room, though I'm sure it has produced oodles of unflattering photos of moi. Hey, Jack Black is full-figured too, and that never seems to stop him. It's all about the comedy. Really.





And you know, I still haven't explained the hat. Soon, soon. Onward. (Heh. If you watch closely (not that you'd want to) you can see I have trouble multi-tracking. I leave out some important info during the opening remarks. I don't think the audience noticed, though.)


Our readers were Ernest Lilley, Michael Bishop, Amal El-Mohtar and Catherynne Valente, Lyn Gardner, Greer Gilman, Mary Alexandra Agner, Francesca Forrest, Lila Garrott, Caitlyn Paxson, Darrell Schweitzer, Sonya Taaffe, Leah Bobet, Julia Rios, myself, Greer Woodward, JoSelle Vanderhooft, Erik Amundsen and Jessica Paige Wick (pictures of almost all the readers, plus which poems they read, here) with Rhysling Award Chairman Drew Morse deciding to forgo his poem and simply read out the winners — and there was good reason why, as you will see. Our reading actually went over time, and programming director Eric Van (who was in the audience) said it was okay for us to go over, so long as it wasn't too far over, so to speak. So kudos to him.


One of the highlights of the reading was hearing Michael read his 1979 Rhysling Award winning poem "For the Lady of a Physicist." I'm actually quite familiar with the poem, but Michael's spry reading gave it a wry energy that brought something new to the piece. It was delightful.




One of the great things about the Rhysling Slan has been the ability to attract past winners and get them to read, and Michael became the latest to join that tradition. By being host of the Rhysling Reading for the past few years, I've gotten to hear Joe Haldeman, Theodora Goss, Sonya Taaffe, Geoffrey Landis, Lucius Shepard and Peter Payack all read their winning poems. And (most of) you haven't. Yes, I'm gloating.


But Michael's poem was hardly the only highlight. I always enjoy poetry when it's performed, not just read, and [info]tithenai and [info]yuki_onna delivered when they came onstage to share "Damascus Divides the Lovers by Zero, or the City is Never Finished."




There's wasn't the only performance: [info]sevenravens recited her Rhysling nominee "To the Royal Society of Cryptozoologists from the Concerned Daughter of a Member" and I performed both my quickie Rhysling nom "Return of Zombie Teen Angst" and Neil Gaiman's "Conjunctions" from Mythic Delirium 20. Anita tried to film me, but I moved around too much (I like to walk down the aisle when I do this.) I am the Unfilmable Poet.


But hey! The real highlight of this reading came last. I mentioned that Drew nobly skipped his own poem and went ahead and read out the winners. That's because he and he alone knew that this year, for the first, one of the winners was actually in the audience! (Um, as opposed to being the MC of the ceremony.) The result ... well, see below.







a day of summerish weather in pittsburgh
[info]dabroots
Except for a week or so in mid-June, summer in Pittsburgh has been unseasonably mild. Today, though, the temperature is already in the 80s and the humidity is high, increasing my reason for not wanting to put on more than the gym shorts I'm currently wearing. And the wiring in my place is so horrible that my AC shuts down after just a few minutes of taxing the electrical supply. I'm pleased to see in the forecast that high temperatures in coming days should once again be in the mid-70s, with evening temps again down in the mid-50s. Yay.

[info]gameazel
OMFG! OP 550!!!!!

POTTER TIEMS?
[info]sadcypress
Ok. I fail at Harry Potter fandom, because I didn't get myself to a showing of HBP yesterday, much less a midnight showing the night before. Tickets for the showing my friends went to sold out before I had a chance to buy one, so it's all up to me to get myself to a movie theatre ASAP.

I also know there were some rumblings here about potentially interested parties for a group outing. As I am ALL ABOUT the fangirls, I wanted to toss the idea out to y'all in an official capacity.

I'm going to Connecticut Saturday morning, so we're basically looking at tonight, or any point after 2PM or so on Friday, I reckon. Gallery Place has served us well in the past as a locational compromise for those of us from Maryland and Virginia.

For tomorrow, I see showings there at 3PM, 3:30PM, 4PM, 5:20PM, 6:30PM, 7PM, 7:30PM, 8:45PM, 9:50PM- later than that, I'd have to bow out, since I'll be getting up early.

AS OF 11AM, NONE OF THESE ARE SOLD OUT. But that may well change quickly, so we would probably need to buy tickets online.


At this point, I throw open my arms to the internet and say, Who's up for it and when?
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Summer 2009 Issue of Goblin Fruit + Chapbook for Purchase
[info]tithenai
First, though it's been up since July 9th, I finally have a moment to say that The Summer 2009 Issue of Goblin Fruit is live! Peruse poems by Mary Alexandra Agner, Karen Berry, [info]neile (Neile Graham), [info]alankria (Alex Dally MacFarlane), [info]shweta_narayan, Gale Acuff, [info]csecooney, [info]hooks_and_books (Joshua Gage), Thomas Zimmerman, Alexis Vergalla, Anna Renz, Jane Yolen, Patricia Roy, [info]handful_ofdust (Gemma Files), [info]asakiyume (Francesca Forrest), Delbert Gardner and Anna Syorka. We also have a Feature focusing on Nicole Kornher-Stace ([info]wirewalking), our very own changeling-rearing, mead-brewing, brownie-baking, corset-wearing crossroad-hauntress extraordinaire.

I began my morning being completely bowled over by [info]seajules' amazingly thorough and insightful review of the Summer Issue. I always melt a little when anyone comments on what Jess and I try to do as editors; she's pretty much got it in one. Thank you so much, Jules.

Readercon reports ARE coming, honest, for real and for true, and with pictures, even, but having [info]mer_moon actually HERE with me makes me rather reluctant to talk about the awesomeness we shared among friends-who-feel-like-family, since it would take away from the time we actually get to spend together. Even now she's waiting for me with [info]sevenravens downstairs, and we are to have sushi! So I shall make this brief.

IN brief: remember this?



It is now available for purchase online! For the low low price of $7 USD, which includes international shipping. There is signed stock while supplies last -- we couldn't QUITE wrangle poor Nicole's wrist into signing them all at Readercon, but she made a valiant effort.

Only 100 were printed for sale, and only 50 are currently available via PayPal, so make sure to get yours swiftly. Look at our barrow-lad. He'll tell you true.







Acceptance/Labels/Definitions (crossposted to disaboom)
[info]haddayr
I thought my last post was about acceptance (the vast majority of days I do meet the wikipedia definition of a paraplegic), but it opened up some interesting comments from folks I hadn't expected about the nature of disability.

One problem is that I didn't post the entire questionnaire that disaboom has: they had "level of function," none of which you have to check if you don't want to, and then under that a rather exhaustive list of conditions. I didn't mention them because checking "M.S." was not much of an eye-opener for me.

But the other problem is, I think, that within and without the disability community rages a battle over what disability _is._ Especially for folks with "invisible disabilities."

I live in Minnesota: The Land of 10,000 Frozen Smiles, and so no one has ever openly demanded an accounting from me. A combination of the culture I live in and the fact that even without mobility equipment I am most of the time quite visibly impaired (you should have SEEN the comedy of errors when I remembered that I was parked illegally and rushed downstairs completely forgetting my crutches last week) means that I am free from that sort of scrutiny. Although I have had some pointedly skeptical questions about how I can possibly ride a bike if I'm "that disabled," (whatever "that disabled" means), I have never had to answer the belligerent accusation: "You don't LOOK disabled," although I once had a well-meaning coworker tell me that I don't "act" disabled, which was bizarre and awkward to say the least.

And then, of course, there were the comments on my post from my delightfully individualistic readers. My fave? "Labels are for pickle jars."

I myself love labels and I embrace all of mine, although I do understand why my friends don't like them and that's part of why I adore my friends.

So here's my partial list of labels:

Mom
White girl
Midwesterner
Irish-American
Scottish-American
English-American (you never see THAT, now do you)
German-American
Big Sister
Disabled
Part-time Paraplegic
City girl
Writer
Bicyclist
Granola
Nerd
Dork
Middle-aged
Myopic
Folkie

Perhaps we can save the debate about what constitutes a disability for another time. Arie, for instance, has some very decided opinions on _his_ labels.

(edited to remove the comments about culture, as Michael in comments below has had a vastly different experience, and I remember now that I had one person notice my ability to squat down easily and deduce that I was faking my need for a cane.)

State visit?
[info]purplecthulhu
Is there a low key state visit of some kind in London at the moment? Over lunch I saw two coach-and-fours with full formal staff accompanied by police escort and a large be-shielded limousine. There were passengers in both coaches, dressed to the nines and clearly enjoying the tour round South Kensington in HRH's coaches.

Any idea who this might be?

FIC: A Very Prolonged Welcome (Brothers & Sisters | Nora, Saul/Henry | PG-13)
[info]lonelywalker
Written for the [info]smallfandomfest prompt "Nora & Henry, getting to know each other". Many thanks to [info]booknerdguru for beta-reading.

TITLE: A Very Prolonged Welcome
AUTHOR: [info]lonelywalker
FANDOM: Brothers & Sisters
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Nora meets her brother's boyfriend, one step at a time.

A Very Prolonged Welcome )

Jay Lake's Green: A Rambling Not-Review
[info]selfavowedgeek

Jay Lake’s Green exists on the fringes of the steampunkery which he had puffing and chugging over our heads in Mainspring and Escapement. Otherwise, he does something in keeping with both previous books: provides a rich, textured (quasi) secondary world. The tight narrative lens comes via the titular character, who, for so much of the first half of the novel cannot remember her name. She became the victim of child trafficking from the Stone Coast to another kingdom run by the Factor. Sold for a pouch of gold by a widower father to a man named Federo (also called the maggot-man), she is dragged away from the paddies of her homeland. Of particular poignant import is her memory and longing for the ox Endurance. Yes, an ox. He’s important. Read the book.

Moving along . . . )

FIC: Games (Brimstone | Ezekiel Stone / the Devil | PG-13)
[info]lonelywalker
For [info]sionnain, who wanted a ficlet where my OTP played a game. Sadly, Zeke was not going to be persuaded to play the Devil at Twister.

TITLE: Games
AUTHOR: [info]lonelywalker
FANDOM: Brimstone
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: In which Zeke and the Devil do not play chess.

Games )

one day would refill your hands
[info]speccygeekgrrl
First order of the day: being crapped on by a baby bird.

A-yup.



I helped Mom feed him. Which is hard with a squirmy bird and squirmy worms. Luckily my mom is a crazy hippie and raises worms, so we have plenty of them.


These are the things I will complete today:
-changing bed sheets and doing laundry
-catching up with my online classes
-finishing ONE story which will get all of my writing focus

And maybe after my parents get home:
-cleaning Dad's car to suck up and beg ten bucks off him


Looks like I'm babysitting Michael today. At least he's coming to my house and not vice versa... I can pretty much foist him off with a DVD while I work. And hey, money. xD AND I'm taking him to see Harry Potter at 1(?!)... sweet!

Dammit, I have to go to his house. :( Not a productive day after all. I'm totally ready to slip him a couple Benadryl, he'll be fine by the time he has a baseball game at 4... >.>


I think this is a reasonable, totally possible list. *DETERMINED FAIS*

(how to know you write too much smut: the word is "fallacious", not "fellatious")

Whatever Skin You Wear Almost Done. Back to The Stupid Novel
[info]eugie
Getting close to fork sticking on "Whatever Skin You Wear," I think. Waiting on one or two more critiques before sending it out. In the interim, the plan is to resume flogging The Stupid Novel.

You know, it's no wonder I never got my Nebula Weekend pics posted
[info]time_shark
Getting all this ReaderCon stuff up is a morass of brain-consuming minutae. Almost there, though....



(no subject)
[info]rolypolypony
Tomorrow is supposed to be almost 90. And then it gets cold and rainy again for the foreseeable future. I think everyone should take tomorrow off and go swimming.

Of course my riding lesson is going to be on the hottest day so far. Of course.

SLEEPY!!
[info]rolypolypony
OH THE SLEEPIES!!!

So, Half Blood Prince last night was _fantastic_. I obviously had some problems w/ it, and they cut a lot of the book out, but I can see why they needed to, and overall the movie was just great. I may post later w/ more details, but for now that's all. I make no promises that the comments won't contain spoilers, so beware if you haven't like read the book and so have no idea what's coming in the movie!

We got there an hour early, and that was apparently the right time because like 10 min after we got in line, the line behind us suddenly expanded to a huge monstrous line! And they let us in by 6:30, so we weren't in line for very long. I'm glad I didn't really dress up - I didn't see anyone dressed up at all, other than a grandmotherly-looking woman w/ a lightning bolt scar drawn on her forehead. Bah! Where is their HP spirit?!

Wish us luck - we have an ILL meeting w/ the person ILL is now under, who is like the 4th person ILL has been under since I got here. UGh. This is just ridiculous. I'm hoping that when they hire a new pub serv head we'll go under them and things will stay that way for more than a couple months. Thank goodness they put me under Cathy awhile ago so my direct supervisor hasn't changed through all of this nonsensical reorganization.

Minesweeper
[info]bearleyport
I prefer the telescoping, collapsible donkey of modernity
to middle-of-the-roadkill calamari, pink tentacles dangling
from the fog as it lifts 10,000x its own weight
in asphalt and cars made in Detroit -- or Flint, MI

like so many babies torn from the throat of parenthood,
motor oil dripping from their mouths as they scream
for a return to the glorious, doctored past
to which the donkey too extends... his condolences

and mine.  We are all made
of the stuff.  Our dreams are
Galileo's under house-arrest
somewhere in Burma, I think.

Saturnine moons and stars from Hollywood seldom sleep
with those appearing on Nova for 60 hours at a stretch.





rumble in the suburbs
[info]speccygeekgrrl
Waking up via scared, whining dog? not so cool. Waking up because said dog hates awesome thunderstorms and therefore catching one in full boil? cool.

CRUCIAL POLL
[info]highlyeccentric

OK, situation has reached a critical point of ridiculousness

Poll #1430484 The Dreaded CoffeeBoy Situation
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Should I...

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Fod god's sake, ask him out
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0 (0.0%)

Don't. Go back to trying to figure out how the hell to meet women, boys happen all the time
1 (8.3%)


I still have lots of ReaderCon posting to go
[info]time_shark
In the meantime, these images probably deserve to be seen free of explanation:









how could I go to bed without doing this?
[info]speccygeekgrrl
Poll #1430435 I haven't made a poll in 6 days... what's wrong with me?!
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