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The Writing Fairy was definitely in Boston today.
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[info]ajodasso
I've just gotten home to discover that my check from Strong Verse arrived. Did a dorky dance on the stairs.


He wore a silly hat, which I expected, seeing as all the photos I've ever seen of him seem to feature him wearing a silly hat, but the real shock was that he was dressed in black. Isn't that Neil's stunt, we murmured amongst ourselves? He started off talking mostly about the nature of touring and signing and the adventure of his career from its getting off the ground to present day, and I have to say, there's no other way of describing this man's style of speaking other than that he rambles. Incessantly. There's some kind of through-line, always, but one moment he's talking about his early days, and the next, he's talking about how apparently writing adult books will get you lots of money, but writing kids' books is what will win you awards. There's a mild, tongue-in-cheek smugness about him that I had sensed a little in interviews that I've read, and I had feared it might annoy me when it came down to actually hearing him speak, but it didn't. He's terribly funny; in fact, I think I was more amused by every word out of his mouth tonight than I was by the ten or so odd pages I managed to read from the first Discworld novel. When the time came for taking audience questions, the first few were related to Discworld and the new book, Thud!, but on the fourth go, he called on me, so I took a deep breath and said, "This is kind of obscure, but Neil, a couple months ago in his blog, he mentioned that you two had been discussing what Crowley and Aziraphale are up to at the moment, and he quoted that bit about the South Downs...um, what was it that they were doing on the South Downs, anyway?"

Terry promptly responded, "I don't remember!" And then went off into a kind of sputtery, but undeniably charming, ramble about how what they'd been discussing was the distant and not-so-likely prospect of a sequel, and how it's not just distance between them now, but the fact that it's been fifteen years since they really thought about this seriously, and that, yes, at that time, they'd had some idea of how a sequel might go, but now the world has changed and the dynamic of the worldview has of course shifted somewhat along with it. Also, there was this interesting side-trip on how Good Omens is, according to a Jesuit he spoke with, under the table "required reading" in the Jesuit community, and that there's a copy of GO in the Vatican Library! Oh, and people keep calling the Library of Congress asking if they have a copy of the Buggre Alle This Bible.

The very last question he took was, I thought, the best question asked: this girl in a red shirt wanted to know what the experience of collaborating on GO with Neil was like. This elicited a response that separated the GO fans in the audience from the Discworld fans like wheat from chaff: he said, well, we'd have these twenty-minute phone conversations where we'd be shouting at each other excitedly, and then one of us would go off and write 2,000 words on this thing called a floppy disk, and, see, we'd send each other the floppy disks, and I became the sort of official keeper of all the disks, and somewhere I have a hard drive with all the various drafts and... By that point, I think a third of us were hyperventilating, and you could hear it. All those disks somewhere...!

Inside my copy, he wrote, BURN THIS BOOK, and drew little devil-tails on the O's and a cross sticking out from the top of the B. I asked him if that's what he writes in every copy of GO, seeing as he wrote it in [info]azureflight's, too, and he said, "No, we have a few different ones, but I think this one is the best."

ETA: [info]jennaria has some added commentary here.

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I find it immensely interesting that GO is under the table required reading for Jesuits! I would have never, ever thought that!

For some reason, it doesn't really shock me. It was just kind of funny and, somehow, ironically appropriate :)

In the Vatican? So awesome :D

Once again, I am too tired to comment with anything intelligent, but I enjoyed this post and I'll be adding it to my favourites.

Incidentally, we got a piece of paper signed for you. Not personalized, but signed. He sort of blinked at it first. She wants this signed? Why?

That was a good question. (I didn't quite catch the front end of it, but anything that makes Terry talk of Good Omens is an excellent question!)

Every time he mentioned the possibility of the movie and showed his 'never-say-never' attitude towards a sequel, I felt like jumping up from the third row and begging him to _make-it-happen_. I was definitely hyperventilating by the end of it.

:)

ps. Johnny Depp as Aziraphale? I always saw him as Crowley. While in the queue, my friends and I decided that he should play BOTH.

I'm sure he misspoke: I've never heard Johnny is slated for Aziraphale; he must have meant to say Crowley (and I'm sure you heard two or three of us down there correct him by saying "Crowley" out loud; I almost cracked up from sheer relief that I wasn't the only one who who said it). Anyway, yes, the talk of how the film is not as much an impossibility as it once was is...a fascinating prospect, anyway. I'm just so terrified that they'll completely fuck it up if they ever do it. That's what happens to so many book-to-film adaptations these days...

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[info]jennaria

2005-09-17 03:09 am (UTC)

I rather thought that was him having a brain-fade. At least I hope so. Not that I have a better suggestion for Aziraphale's casting, alas.

See, this is why you should start with, say, Wyrd Sisters and go on from there. Wyrd Sisters, Pyramids, Guards! Guards!, you can pretty much skip Eric if you like, then Moving Pictures, then you might want to go back and read Mort but it's not really that hard to pick up the plot in Reaper Man even if you don't, then just keep going. Hell, you can skip Interesting Times and The Last Continent, too. They're the only other ones featuring Rincewind, hero of three of the five books before Wyrd Sisters, and I've never found them all that compelling anyway.

You know, actually, tonight several people (and Terry himself) made me very curious about Night Watch and Guards, Guards!, so I think I may actually start with the Vimes thread and poke outward from there.

Hallo there! When Neil came to Singapore he actually answered my question about Good Omens- shall I make a post about it? n_n This was a while back, though.

Or tell us about it here, and it can become part of the discussion :) What did you ask him, then, and what was his response? I'm curious!

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Sounds like you had fun! Awesomeness!

It seems like a lot of the really great authors are good oral storytellers. The recordings of Gneils speakings and a few accounts like this one always make me want to go and see them in person.
Thanks for telling us* ^__^

*if this comment sounds odd it's because I'm out of comment mojo today

Well, Neil is a week from today, so I'll be writing up another report on him, too ;) I haven't seen either of them before, so this is definitely a cool set of experiences to be having right before I leave. I was just kind of thrilled to get the chance to ask that question on behalf of the fandom, seeing as so many of us really did want to know what they imagined Crowley and Aziraphale are up to. Maybe he doesn't remember, but for some reason, I'm inclined to think he was being coy.

This is why I'm going to ask Neil the same question next Friday *wicked grin*

He was GOH at Minicon (our local literary-focus SF con) last spring, and I adored listening to him. I went to panels I had very little interest in, just ot hear him talk. (though he was also on a bunch of really very good ones I'd have been interested in anyway.)


I've never been to a con with a big guest, sadly. I had wanted to go to Worldcon, but I missed that boat for several reasons (Neil was there, which I heard after the fact of missing it, which really stung).

-and that there's a copy of GO in the Vatican Library!

Ahahahahahahah! Excellent commentary. Now it's doesn't feel so terribly awful that I didn't get to meet him. :P

It made me wonder what they'd think of CoS.

Aw, I'm sure you will sometime :)

Gaiman comes to Oxford in Nov!

[info]dubaiyan

2005-09-17 10:33 am (UTC)

I've always pictured Terry dressed in black...

BURN THIS BOOK

:D Love Terry.

Re: Gaiman comes to Oxford in Nov!

[info]ajodasso

2005-09-17 12:27 pm (UTC)

Gaiman comes to London in Nov, too; I'm thinking of trying to make the trip down from York for that.

Oh gosh. The thought of all those drafts, just sitting somewhere... I'm excited just thinking about it! XD

But I would have loved to have gone! I'm SO jealous! :D

It was a good time. Are you in MA, too?

Thanks awfully for posting your account! I've only been to one author event, and that was kind of involuntary, but your description was very helpful in imagining being at a FUN one. ^_~

...*hyperventilates* XD

Oh, no problem :) I plan on doing another write-up for Neil's visit here next week, and hopefully I'll manage to get called on totally by accident again *g* If not, I'll just ask him when he signs my book.

Sounds like the event was a lot of fun!

there's no other way of describing this man's style of speaking other than that he rambles.. There are definitely sections of GO where I pick up on that! I guess it comes across in some of his writing as well.

*dies of envy* The Vatican thing is gold dust, love it. I wonder why all the people I love ramble and wear silly hats?

This elicited a response that separated the GO fans in the audience from the Discworld fans like wheat from chaff

How so?

In that you could literally hear the GO-focused portion of us hyperventilating ;)

Aww, no wonder you're not into Discworld!; you read the first book. xD

But GOOD GOLLY I am so envious. So many of my f-list have gone and seen either him or Neil, now, and since I'm in the middle of like the most obscure state ever I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. :( *WEEPERS*

Au contraire, I did not even get more than five or ten pages into the first book ;)

*hugs*

If you get Neil to sign it too, he will write "apply match here".

Ahahaha. I plan on getting him to sign it, absolutely, so I wonder if he'll do just that. Or if he'll come up with something else.

Yep, always wears black (doesn't always wear the hat, but it is very common), rambles a lot (which we love him for), and is one of those people who knows all the words to songs. (There's something about Pratchett conventions that make people produce guitars or start singing once enough alcohol is present)

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